Khandala - Desi Style
Hindi:He : Aye kya bolti tu?She: Aye kya main bolun?He : SunShe: SunaHe : Aati kya Khandala?She: Kya karun aakey main khandala?He : Ghumenge, phirenge, naachenge, gayenge. aaish karenge aur...
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Ghat jokes ( A little knowledge of Marathi might help )Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.?A : Western Ghat.Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?A : Sabudana Khichdi.Q :...
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What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?I, Iyer, Iyengar.What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?Comepalakrishnan.How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?Ready....Steady.....POWhat do you call a...
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A U.P. Botanist?Agni-hot-tree.a son of 2 fathers .. Dvivedi of 3 fathers .. Trivedi of 4 fathers .. Chaturvedi of 5 fathers .. Pandey of several...
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Q : Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is the best place be in?A : Inside the...
View ArticleMumbai Jokes
Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?A : Up & down. Because,...
View ArticleMallu Jokes
What's a smart Malayalee called?Debo-nair.An extraordinary malayalee .. PHENO-MENONA smart and extraordinary malayalee .. VIJI-MENONHow do u identify a Mallu?Zimply.
View ArticleCalifornia Girls - Desi Style
Delhi girls are cultured, they'll show you a good timeMalayali girls seem so innocent, but ya know what's on their mindAndhra girls are bashful, Bengalis are so cosyKashmiri girls keep you warm at...
View ArticleGujju Jokes
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.A Gujju Business house?Kalabhai-Salabhai.Why did the Gujju go to Rome?To listen to Pop(e) music.
View ArticleBengali Jokes
Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :Q : What does the Bong...
View ArticleCalcutta Jokes
Q : What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what does a hurrying Calcuttan do?A : The one with a lot of time takes some public transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would...
View ArticleGod's Address
A poor man sat begging outside a temple. In the name of Bhagwan give this hungry man some money to fill his belly,? he cried. "Bhagwan will bless you." But the devotees gave him very little. In disgust...
View ArticleDesi Jokes Collection 1
Om Shanti Om ka dialogue students ke andaz me Itni shiddat se maine pas hone ki koshish ki hai, K har teacher ne muje marks na dene ki sazish ki h, agar tum kisi papr me pas hona chahate ho, to sari...
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Ramu : Yeh "AUTOMATICALLY" kya hota haiBhola : Tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab AUTO mein koi Ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain...
View ArticleYou know your parents are desi when...Part 3
You know your parents are desi when.......They have one of these three cars, an Olds Cutlass Ciera, a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. (Sindhi's drive a Lexus or a Mercedes.)When family friends come...
View ArticleYou know your parents are desi when...Part 2
You know your parents are desi when.......The famous: "hamburger, no meat, water, no ice, 3 cups, and 18 ketchups please"Talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house etc, etc.Loading...
View ArticleYou know your parents are desi when...Part 1
You know your parents are desi when.......When your mom makes a Mexican meal and tells you to count the number of Taco Bell sauce packets in her purse.They peel the stamps off letters that the postal...
View ArticleDesi Love Letter
Johnny Mera NaamPiya Ka GharChoukee No. 11Teesri ManzilChina TownBombayDate: Nav Do GyarahMy Dear 'Anamika':You must be surprised to receive this 'Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my 'Pahechan' to you...
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HOTEL KERAL-FONIAOn the road to Trivandrum Coconut oil in my hairWarm smell of avialRising up through the air Up ahead in the distanceI sew a bright pink tube-lightMy tummy rumbled, l felt weak and...
View ArticleCow on the tracks
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a TT walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out of the window.'Cow on the track!" replies the...
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