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  • 12/16/10--16:00: Desi PJs
  • DESI PJ's

    Q: What did the Lonely Banana say?
    A: I'm A"kela".

    Q: What did the Green Peas say?
    A: Nothing. They just "Mutter"ed.

    Q:What did the Potato say when it answered the phone?
    A: "Aaloo?"

    Q: Where do Cauliflowers hang out?
    A: In the Gobi desert.

    Q: What did the Flower say to its Girl-friend?
    A: Why do "Phools" fall in love?

    Q: What did the confused Egg say?
    A: I don't "Unda"-Stand.

    Q: What do Shrimps sing on Christmas?
    A: "Jhinga" Bells.

    Q: What did the Half-eaten Naan say?
    A: I wish I was a "Puri".

    Q: What did the Lonely Potato sing?
    A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

    Q: What Language do Carrots speak?
    A: Gajar-ati.

    Q: What did the first Pizza slice say to the other Pizza
    slice so it would  move?
    A: Pizza - "HUT

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  • 12/04/10--16:00: Hotel Keral-fonia

    On the road to Trivandrum
    Coconut oil in my hair
    Warm smell of avial
    Rising up through the air

    Up ahead in the distance
    I sew a bright pink tube-light
    My tummy rumbled, l felt weak and thin
    I had to stop for a bite

    There he stood in the doorway
    Flicked his mundu in style
    And l was thinking to myself

    I don't like look of his sinister smile
    Then he lit up a petromax
    Muttering "No Power today"
    More Mallus down the corridor
    I thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Hotel Kerala
    Such a lousy place, (such a lousy place etc.) .

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  • 12/04/10--16:00: Cow on the tracks
  • A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally¬† it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a TT walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out of the window.

    'Cow on the track!" replies the TT'.

    Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes however, it stops again. The woman sees the same TT walk by again. She leans out the window and yells,

    'What happened? Did we catchup vvith the cow again?'

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  • 12/04/10--16:00: Lord Indra and the Sindhi
  • Once Lord Indra arranged a meeting of all Indian Community leaders. One by one he was receiving every Community Leader, every time one community leader came, Indra respectfully stood up and greeted them. When it was the Sindhi leaders turn Indra didn't get up and quickly said "Ok Ok! Nice to meet you! Go and take your seat!"

    Now everybody was surprised that Indra respected every community except the Sindhi Leader who represented the cream of business society.
    Out of curiosity someone asked "Lord Indra, Why is it you showed respect for everyone except the Sindhi Leader? You never stood up for him?"

    Lord lndra replied, 'l respect him but if I stand up and greet him he will sit on my chair?

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