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- 12/16/10--16:00: Desi PJs
- 12/04/10--16:00: Hotel Keral-fonia
- 12/04/10--16:00: Cow on the tracks
- 12/04/10--16:00: Lord Indra and the Sindhi
Q: What did the Lonely Banana say?
A: I'm A"kela".
Q: What did the Green Peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "Mutter"ed.
Q:What did the Potato say when it answered the phone?
Q: Where do Cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the Flower say to its Girl-friend?
A: Why do "Phools" fall in love?
Q: What did the confused Egg say?
A: I don't "Unda"-Stand.
Q: What do Shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.
Q: What did the Half-eaten Naan say?
A: I wish I was a "Puri".
Q: What did the Lonely Potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q: What Language do Carrots speak?
Q: What did the first Pizza slice say to the other Pizza
slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I sew a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, l felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And l was thinking to myself
I don't like look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No Power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala
Such a lousy place, (such a lousy place etc.) .
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a TT walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out of the window.
'Cow on the track!" replies the TT'.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes however, it stops again. The woman sees the same TT walk by again. She leans out the window and yells,
'What happened? Did we catchup vvith the cow again?'
Once Lord Indra arranged a meeting of all Indian Community leaders. One by one he was receiving every Community Leader, every time one community leader came, Indra respectfully stood up and greeted them. When it was the Sindhi leaders turn Indra didn't get up and quickly said "Ok Ok! Nice to meet you! Go and take your seat!"
Now everybody was surprised that Indra respected every community except the Sindhi Leader who represented the cream of business society.
Out of curiosity someone asked "Lord Indra, Why is it you showed respect for everyone except the Sindhi Leader? You never stood up for him?"
Lord lndra replied, 'l respect him but if I stand up and greet him he will sit on my chair?